Sailor Moon R episode 52 review

Minako gets into a sticky situation where she has to keep on helping out this little girl from being bullied. After going to show-and-tell with her and trying to prove that Sailor Moon (& Venus) exist, she gets on the bus with the class, when all hell breaks loose. Monsters attack, and Usagi shows up in a fake-teacher form. Eventually, of course, Moonlight Knight shows up to help Sailor Moon and Venus beat the bad guy.

But the line of the episode came from Sailor Moon, who said, “After all, kids aren’t just innocent and cute, we depend on them to take care of us after our retirement!” Which… isn’t all that out of touch with reality. It’s actually… quite profound, in a weird way. Bonus points to Minako for putting up with all these kids and not going insane; I think Rei would have burned them all to death.

Best Sailor Guardian of the episode: Venus

Episode rating: 7/10

Sailor Moon R episode 51 review

It’s wacky shenanigans time again. This time, Umino saves a spot at a certain spot under the cherry blossoms, and Naru zips him up in his own sleeping bag while everyone else has a picnic. True love. Then Usagi puts hot sauce on a sandwich and gives it to Rei. The two of them just can’t get along, can they?

Eventually Sailor Moon meets up with Queen Serenity and gets a power-up. This is shojo and not shonen, so she doesn’t scream her way to a power-up. But now her tiara works again and she can transform via Moon Crystal Power, which had a way cooler song in the DiC dub than it does for real. In any case, Sailor Moon gets help from Moonlight Knight, then defeats the enemy (for now). And then everyone goes back to being themselves.

This episode gets high marks for being really funny. There was so much humor going on that I didn’t think we’d even have time for Usagi to transform into Sailor Moon. If it’s entertaining enough, then it ought to be rewarded with a high score, even if very little progress (if any) was made on the plot. That’s going to be the case with nearly every episode.

Best Sailor Guardian of the episode: Mars (2)

Episode rating: 8/10

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This time, it’s Usagi trying to hook up with Mamoru, who is also being followed around by the female bad guy. The three of them head into a virtual reality game, where Usagi runs into her family. Then all the other Sailor Guardians show up. In the end, they have to bail out Usagi, because for some reason her tiara won’t work. Meanwhile, Moonlight Knight shows up again, and Usagi now thinks he’s not Mamoru. All kinds of confusion reigns.

A lot of stuff going on here. Ultimately, this episode suffers a bit from Usagi being silly for 2/3 of the episode, before finally getting serious when it’s too late. But then again, that is Usagi for you. She’s just that hair-brained. I just don’t know if it works to have her being so silly when there is an enemy at hand. I guess that’s just what we have to accept with her, but it would help if she was a little more… with it.

Sailor Guardian of the episode: Moon (2)

Episode rating: 6/10

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So, Makoto (Jupiter)’s friend gets attacked, and she has to give blood to save his life. Then comes a teary-eyed scene where Makoto thinks about meeting him and all that stuff. Apparently she’s kind of sort of maybe somewhat in love with him. Meanwhile, Usagi can’t get Mamoru to remember her, although a new Tuxedo Mask appears, this one named Moonlight Knight.

Very confusing turn of events, especially because I don’t remember Makoto having a long-term love interest. I don’t know why we don’t see this guy much after this episode. In any case, Sailor Jupiter wins the battle and saves the day against the Monster of the Week. But you probably knew that already, didn’t you?

Best Sailor Guardian of the episode: Jupiter

Episode rating: 6/10