Sailor Moon R episode 65 review

In this episode, Minako and Makoto disagree on… something. It doesn’t actually make a whole lot of sense what they’re disagreeing on, but they have a fight with each other. Meanwhile, Chibi-Usa is acting super-annoying, while Usagi is acting as stupid as ever. You can probably guess what happens with Minako and Makoto… they have to work together as Sailor Venus & Jupiter to beat the Monster of the Week.

Too much Chibi-Usa in this episode, which I remember becomes a huge problem with the series down the stretch. She’s annoying, she’s stupid, and she takes up time that could be used to flesh out the other characters. Ugh, just wait till she becomes a Sailor Guardian…

Best Sailor Guardian of the episode: Venus (2) (barely edging out Jupiter)

Episode rating: 6/10

Sailor Moon R episode 64 review

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, all over town as Usagi’s going around. In one of the most dull episodes yet, Chibi-Usa gets lost, Usagi tries to find her, Mamoru continues to act stupid, and the Sailor Failures™ just sit in a cafe and watch. Some funny and touching moments between the Sailor Failures™, but otherwise just a copy-paste Monster of the Week episode.

Due to the rules I’ve set up, Sailor Moon wins best Guardian by default, because she is the only one who transformed in this episode. Thus, she’s going to win a lot more than she deserves.

Best Sailor Guardian of the episode: Moon (6)

Episode rating: 3/10

Sailor Moon R episode 63 review

… we’ve got no time for kibitzers.

Rei’s grandpa starts acting really weird, and it’s up to Rei to keep the shrine from falling apart now that he’s gone off the deep end. I kept waiting for him to go back to normal by the end of the episode, but nope. He’s just gone off and become an absolute pervert. Meanwhile, the other girls help out at the shrine, with Ami giving a hilarious moment when she compares her math problem to Rei’s grandpa problem. Eventually, Rei SAVES grandpa from the Monster of the Week, and everything is hunky dory.

A weird episode to grade because Rei’s grandpa’s behavior is absolutely bizarre and typical of 90s anime. It would never fly today. Even so, Rei at least made this enjoyable enough, as she seems to do more often than not.

Best Sailor Guardian of the episode: Mars (5)

Episode rating: 5/10

Sailor Moon R episode 62 review

Ami is planning on going to Germany for some higher education when the Monster of the Week attacks. The Sailor Failures™ along with Sailor Moon this time get frozen, as in ice cold frozen. Chibi-Usa runs to the airport to give Ami her goodbye gift, when Ami decides that she’s going to SAVE the Sailor Failures™ and instead use the power of friendship. That’s instead of moving to Germany, which I hear is a really, really nice place, because even if you’re their prisoner they give you food, and it doesn’t suck like English food; it would be like heaven to a dog, yeah, that’s Germany.

Although this episode is about as predictable as a Mike Tomlin-coached team, it still works well, and there’s some suspense that gets built up as Ami makes her decision. Of course, for Sailor Moon to be useless too is a little bit of a surprise. A lot of stuff doesn’t make sense, like why Mamoru is still tagging along even though he unceremoniously dumped Usagi. But hey, Sailor Mercury learned a new move! And she didn’t have four moves already, so she didn’t have to forget one of her old ones. Shine Aqua Illusion is an awfully cool name for an attack, too.

Best Sailor Guardian of the episode: Mercury (2)

Episode rating: 7/10