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Bleach 97: You told me Darth Vader betrayed and murdered my father

Bleach episode 97 review

Uryu makes it clear to Ran Tao that Kariya “betrayed and murdered” Yoshino. What he told her was true, from a certain point of view. In reality, Yoshino betrayed Kariya, who then murdered her. Ran Tao then goes bye-bye for a while. It’s now up to Ichigo & pals to stop the growing mob of poor people who are being used as pawns for Kariya – and not one of those pawns has a chance at promoting to queen.

Toshiro faces Maki, but they don’t even bother to battle. Instead, they exchange some information, and then everyone ends up on their way to come together, right now, over me, or rather in the forest. Meanwhile, Mayuri is off doing research and using a computer. He proves himself to be endearing yet hateable at the same time. It’s amazing how he can pull that off.

This was a setup episode. They’re necessary from time to time, even if they aren’t all that interesting.

Best girl of the episode: Rangiku (9) (for her time with Toshiro and Renji as they tried to get everybody and the stuff together)

Episode rating: 7/10

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Bleach 96: Isn’t that just Nanao?

Bleach episode 96 review

Ichigo fights Kariya, and Byakuya fights him as well, but never together as a team, which would make so much more sense. It’s as if the series is laughing in my face and giving me the finger. You want common sense? No, you’re never going to get it. We have to have one-on-one battles!

Then out of nowhere a Soul Reaper appears. It’s Nanao Ise! Wonderful to see you again, Nanao!

Wait, it’s not? Then why does she look identical to Nanao?

Her name is Ran Tao, and she created the Bounts. And Kariya wants revenge for what the Soul Society has done to the Bounts. Long story short, Kariya flees the battle scene, because we haven’t padded out enough time in the anime yet. Then Ran Tao tells her story to Byakuya and Ichigo.

It felt like this whole Kariya fight was a waste… because it was. Nothing really happened in it. In the end, we’re back to Square One, which I hear was a pretty good defense of Michael Jackson (but that’s for a different blog).

Best girl of the episode: Ran Tao (no choice)

Episode rating: 6/10

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Bleach 95: Tag team

Bleach episode 95 review

So, Byakuya takes on Kariya in a patented one-on-one battle. Byakuya wants revenge for his sister, like any good Big Bro would. Actually, I should say “Brother,” which is Kaho’s way of addressing Wataru in my guilty pleasure Sister Princess, and the way Rukia addresses him.

By the way, if you ever think about watching Sister Princess, forget about it. You won’t like it. There are other ways of enjoying Sister Princess that capture the series so much better, like the games or the books. Finding them is the problem, of course. Luckily, I have found them.

Anyway, Byakuya kind of sort of maybe almost loses to Kariya, so Ichigo swoops in and SAVES him. It’s a tag team battle, and Ichigo tags in for Byakuya. So, I guess we’re getting Ichigo vs. Kariya this early. I thought for sure this thing went a bit longer. How are they going to drag out this fight?

Oh, and Koga (a Bount whose name I can remember!) starts rounding up the victims, the poor people in Kusajishi who want to see the downfall of the Seireitei. In a way, it’s a peek into real life. All the poor people feel jilted by the government, so they gather together behind one candidate for president who they think is going to take care of them. And just like real life, that president (Kariya) is going to toss them aside as worthless pawns and do his own thing. The only difference is that Kariya doesn’t impose any tariffs on Squad 11 or anything. Man, who knew Bleach could be so topical?

Best girl of the episode: Rukia (23) (literally the only thing a female character did in this episode was Rukia waking up, so she had to get it)

Episode rating: 7/10

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Bleach 94: Rukon-guy

Bleach episode 94 review

Something about taking a knife to a fist fight. Jin Kariya shows up in the Rukon District and proceeds to beat up a whole bunch of poor people hanging around in one house. So now we know that Kariya is not just a bad guy, he’s also pretty evil when it comes to the way he treats the poor. But there is no one there to stop him, so he makes his move.

Meanwhile, Byakuya brings Rukia back to his place to rest, while Ichigo & pals meet up with Ganju to go on a trip to the Seireitei. Interestingly, Ichigo uses his flash step to go, while everyone else rides on the backs of boars. No word on whether one of those boars’ heads was given to Inosuke from Demon Slayer.

Oh, and Yachiru swoops in to steal the “Best Girl” title of the day thanks to a scene with Kenpachi. It was between her, Orihime, and Kukaku for the spot, and I can’t let Orihime back in a tie for the top spot just because she talked to a boar. Yachiru is trying to convince Kenpachi Zaraki to get in on the action. You think he’s going to sit this one out?

Best girl of the episode: Yachiru (10) (third place at the moment)

Episode rating: 7/10