Bleach episode 137 review

I think this is filler. It has to be. How did Renji actually win a battle? Though he was so pathetic that he needed the help of the Mod Souls to win the battle. That’s embarrassing. At two points in this episode, the Mod Souls use a Shadow Clone Jutsu to trick the Arrancar who “betrayed” Aizen. As it turns out, the Hogyoku he stole was a fake. No kidding.

These served as a waste of two episodes to buy more time. There was only one thing of note in this episode, and that’s the thing I’m going to use to call out Ulquiorra. His “love” for Orihime has him feeling like her powers might be useful to Aizen. I know, love at first sight. This is the first “interest” Ulquiorra has in Orihime. Meaning that UlquiHime shippers can see their ship dead on arrival. (Hard to go back to the game after that news flash, which in duty bound, we have to take.)

Indeed, it is Ururu claiming a second straight win thanks mainly to no other female characters showing up, save for a cameo appearance by Rangiku and a post-credits appearance by Karin. Now can we actually get to canon, please? I’d like to get this Orihime kidnapping over with as soon as possible.

Best girl of the episode: Ururu (4)

Episode rating: 6/10

Bleach episode 136 review

So, basically, an Arrancar decides to betray Aizen and steals the Hogyoku, and “kills” Ulquiorra in the process. He then recruits two other Arrancar to join him, and now they’re off to cause chaos in Karakura Town.

As promising as that sounds, it actually wasn’t. The episode tries to make Ulquiorra out to be a sympathetic character, which he’s not. I am going to tar and feather Ulquiorra by the time this blog is done, by the way. I find it sickening that people ship him with Orihime. And there’s nothing messier than a little shipping war.

Meanwhile, Kisuke decides to leave his shop for a little while, and Ururu has to stay behind and clean. Renji keeps getting in the way. Yes, this was actually in the episode. As a result, it “wins” the episode for Ururu.

Best girl of the episode: Ururu (3)

Episode rating: 5/10

Bleach episode 135 review

A girl is drowning, and instead of diving in to save her, Rangiku throws Kon’s Soul Candy into the plushie that the girl had dropped into the water. The new “Kon” saves the girl, who doesn’t realize that he saved her until later, when Kon reveals (accidentally) that he’s a living being. Now it’s up to Kon to placate the girl, who somehow lives on her own, and to save her from a Hollow.

This episode brought a lot of unintentional humor to me. Maybe it was intentionally unintentional, or unintentionally intentional, or even unintentionally unintentional. In any case, I was laughing a lot at this episode. It even had a happy ending for the girl, who Rangiku saves from the Hollow before reuniting her with her mother. What can I say? These filler episodes are hit or miss, but this one hit. Chalk one up for Kon and Quinton Flynn!

Best girl of the episode: Rangiku (19) (ooh, baby, watch your back, Orihime!)

Episode rating: 7/10

Bleach episode 134 review

What good is a cooking anime if my queen Erina Nakiri isn’t in it? Nevertheless, Yumichika becomes an Iron Chef in this episode, accompanied by Hanataro and the other useless guy from Squad 12 who I don’t remember his name. They help out a dead baker to give a cake to his mother. It’s as drab as it sounds.

This might have been the worst episode in Bleach history if I didn’t catch myself laughing midway through. But I wasn’t laughing from it; I was laughing at it. It was unintentional humor, but sometimes unintentional humor is better than intentional humor (actually, that’s almost always the case). Luckily, Ururu shows up to deliver the cakes to Renji and Chad to taste-test, and thanks to her appearance, I didn’t have to give away “best girl” to the dead baker’s mother.

Best girl of the episode: Ururu (2)

Episode rating: 4/10