Bleach episode 280 review

First, we get a heavy dose of Hiyori, which is enough to make me want to cut my ears off (“hey, did that sweater have a pink bow?”). But once she’s finished with her stupidity, we get a bit of a 3-on-1 battle with her, Toshiro, and Lisa all going at it against Harribel. Meanwhile, 69 Guy decides he wants to risk his own recovery by jumping right into battle against Kaname Tosen.

The real meat of this episode comes in the fight against Barragan. The fat Visored (who I’ll refer to now on as “The Fat One”) joins Soi Fon to attack Barragan. Soi Fon isn’t all that ready to put her life in his hands, but then she gets an opening when The Fat One mentions that he knows her Bankai. The only way he could know, Soi Fon figures, is via Kisuke Urahara… “That man never ceases to annoy me,” she says. So, she makes a deal with the Fat One. She will lend the Fat One her Bankai, and in exchange the Fat One will trap Kisuke for a month. The Fat One accepts, then they send off a blast at Barragan… who doesn’t die. So much for all that.

An interesting episode that loses its flavor when we find out that Soi Fon basically blew her Bankai up for nothing.

Best girl of the episode: Soi Fon (26) (what, did you really think I was going to give Hiyori her first win?)

Episode rating: 7/10

Bleach episode 279 review

The Visoreds all show up, and they want revenge… on Aizen, not on the Soul Reapers who discarded of them many moons ago. So, they go and fight alongside the Soul Reapers, with each one of them getting maybe two lines in. And we get a whole lot of Menos to appear, that way they have something to do. We’ve got to leave the heavy lifting to Ichigo.

Komamura goes to face Tosen, which is actually pretty cool, because now the series has come full circle, after the two of them fought together on the same side back in the Soul Society arc. And Toshiro gets some help in his battle against Harribel. As much as I hate Hiyori, the other Visoreds weren’t all that bad in this episode, so I’ll give them a reprieve for now.

Also, no more “Bark Bark” at the end of each episode. Stay beautiful!

Best girl of the episode: Lisa (3)

Episode rating: 7/10

Bleach episode 278 review

There is a point in this episode when Starrk literally tells Shunsui that he’s “acting out of character.” That’s because Shunsui is using too much effort in fighting Starrk. Meanwhile, Jushiro keeps on reversing Starrk’s gun blasts back at him, but when Wanderweiss shows up, Jushiro provides us with the episode’s only “WHAT.” Wanderweiss apparently did… something, because now Aizen, Gin, and Tosen are now about to get ready for action.

With the reinforcements showing up for Aizen, it looks like curtains for the Soul Reapers, when suddenly, out of nowhere, all the Visoreds show up. Then we get a flashback from the Pendulum arc that tells how Aizen screwed all the Visoreds in the first place. Apparently, they want some revenge. It is my sincere hope that not a one of them gets a pound of Aizen’s flesh; I will root for Aizen over the Visoreds.

Best girl of the episode: Soi Fon (25) (not much of a role, but something)

Episode rating: 6/10

Bleach episode 277 review

Shunsui and Starrk are so lazy (how lazy are they?), they are so lazy that they take almost the entire episode just getting ready to start to begin the start of the beginning of their fight’s opening stages. Lilynette gets shoved inside a gun, which is a rather rude way of forcing the best girl of the day into a position where she can’t even be seen. When are they going to actually fight, though?

Eventually, at the end of the episode, Shunsui finally decides to go Bankai, only to have Ukitake show up and want to do the same thing. Could we get a 2-on-1 battle here? Let’s not get carried away here, but this very well may end up being a good fight after all.

Best girl of the episode: Lilynette (2)

Episode rating: 6/10