Bleach Thousand Year Blood War episode 25 review

Squad Zero continues its battle against the Quincies, and I’m actually cheering for the Quincies here. Why? Because Squad Zero has basically taken the place of Captains I knew and loved, and now are supposed to be the heroes. So, I am actively cheering against Squad Zero. When the zanpakuto creator defeats his enemy, I’m actually disappointed.

Again, none of this would be a problem if we had gotten to know these Squad Zero members, but we didn’t. They just appeared and then took over. It’s akin to Riker and Troi showing up in the last episode of Enterprise and turning it into an episode of The Next Generation. Yeah, yeah, the one guy has a move reminiscent of Master Hand, and the zanpakuto creator guy makes himself bleed to survive. Who cares. Give me characters I know.

Am I peeved? You bet I am. I’m upset that the carriage is turning back into a pumpkin for Bleach. And we’ve still got two seasons to go before we put on that glass slipper.

Best girl of the episode: Hiyori, for that one scene at the beginning where she and her pals talk with Mr. Hat & Clogs.

Episode rating: 5/10

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What’s the biggest danger in introducing a whole cast of new characters? Simply, your audience barely had time to learn their names, and suddenly they’re supposed to care when said characters’ lives are on the line. Squad Zero fits that bill perfectly. I have no idea who any of these people are, and they were introduced by name so quickly that I couldn’t memorize them (or even remember one, for that matter). Whether they die or live, I couldn’t care less. That’s the problem here.

Now, there is hope – Ichigo, Chad, Orihime, Ganju, and Yoruichi are all on their way to presumably join in the battle. But let’s face it: we’re going to have to waste a lot of time trying to either kill off or lionize the members of Squad Zero. I wouldn’t mind if Yuwabara (Yhwach) killed all of them in one swift blow. As for now, we seem to be in a waiting period before something big actually happens.

You know why I loved the Gremmy/Kenpachi fight so much, right? Because Kenpachi Zaraki’s character had been built up for such a long time, that he meant something to me. If he would have died, I would have cried. And that’s the difference between a character we know fighting, and a character we don’t know fighting. Sad to say, this was the most boring Bleach episode since TYBW started.

Best girl of the episode: Orihime (4)

Episode rating: 5/10

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A rather disappointing episode today. Giselle battles against Ikkaku and Yumichika by using the former members of Squad 11 as zombies. That would have been entertaining, but suddenly Mayuri Kurotsuchi shows up. He’s obviously entertaining, so if he would have fought, that would have been cool too. But no, Mayuri decides to have four former Arrancar do the work for him. These Arrancar are some of which I forgot existed.

Similarly, when Yoruichi shows up for the first time in this arc (with a new voice actress), she is seen working with those people who showed up in the final arc of the anime but I totally forgot existed too. Ordinarily an appearance by Yoruichi would be enough to give her the best girl award, but that has to go to…

…wait a minute, is Yumichika telling the truth? Is Giselle really a guy? Because that would retroactively disqualify Giselle from yesterday’s award. I think we’ll do this NCAA style. We’ll let her play out her season and accumulate wins, then if she’s found to be a man, we’ll vacate all those victories. Works so well in college sports that might as well use it here.

Best girl of the episode: Giselle (for now)

Episode rating: 6/10

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So, Kenpachi gets beaten up right after winning the battle with Gremmy, and Yachiru is nowhere to be seen. Then we get introduced to four female Sternritters, who all have different personalities and all can transform like the Sailor Guardians. But guess who shows up in time to fight them all? Ichigo. His song plays, although it’s being sung by someone else than Hazel Fernandez. Number One fights off four at once, until male Sternritters show up as if to say “don’t pick on women.”

And then guess who shows up? The Quincy Uryu. He attacks Ichigo, only to have Chad and Orihime appear out of nowhere to SAVE him. So now Ichigo’s mad at Uryu, but Uryu says nothing.

Here’s the problem I have with Ichigo: None of his fights post-Arrancar arc have been interesting to watch. He’s overpowered and there’s no chance at him dying. What made him entertaining in the earlier arcs was that his opponents were so much stronger than him. And the one time we do see Ichigo put in “Jail” by Quilge, he simply powers through off-screen. So, I’m not enjoying his fight. Give me the 1-on-1’s between Sternritters and Captains. That’s more entertaining than this.

Best girl of the episode: Giselle Gewelle, for turning those Squad 11 members into zombies and forcing them to kill themselves. I hope we get to see her powers more and not just have Ichigo one-shot her.

Episode rating: 7/10