Bleach episode 199 review

In yesterday’s post, I failed to mention that Byakuya did, indeed, defeat his opponent and save his dear imouto. Today, Rukia wakes up to find him standing nearby, and she comes to the realization that Dear Brother saved her life. Byakuya just gained a heart with her.

Meanwhile, Mayuri is taking on Szayelaporro, and Szayelapporo uses tentacles to entrap Nemu. Fortunately for Mayuri, he couldn’t care less about what happens to Nemu, so he uses her in such a way that she’s able to give Szayelaporro a new drug. But this new drug isn’t one you should want, even if you’re Huey Lewis. It slows down time for Szayelaporro so that will take years, no, centuries for him to realize that he’s being killed by Mayuri. It’s about as cruel a way of killing someone I can imagine, but that’s just par for the course with Mayuri.

Best girl of the episode: Rukia (42)

Episode rating: 9/10

Bleach episode 198 review

Byakuya continues his fight, gaining the upper hand, while the main attraction is Szayelaporro vs. Mayuri. Szayelaporro tortures Mayuri some, but you forget who he’s dealing with here. He’s dealing with a guy with no moral compass and no human values. Mayuri’s going to do whatever it takes to win, just for the sake of one of his stupid experiments. But can he survive this voodoo doll attack?

Rukia kind of sort of wins best girl by default, by Byakuya and Hanataro rescuing her from the previous situation. Yeah, this episode was pretty forgettable, wasn’t it?

Best girl of the episode: Rukia (41)

Episode rating: 5/10

Bleach episode 197 review

Byakuya takes on Zommari (had to look up his name), who decides to get Rukia involved by using her as a puppet to attack Byakuya. Meanwhile, Hanataro shows up for the sole purpose of providing comic relief. Okay, that’s not true. He also shows up for the purpose of providing battle commentary. With Hanataro filling those two important roles, Byakuya now must figure out how to beat Zommari without allowing his precious imouto to die.

Of course, Zommari could have easily killed Rukia, but for some bizarre reason he stands still and does nothing while Byakuya calls out his attacks. This makes for a rather unbelievable battle in a bad way, because why would he just stand there and let Byakuya make his moves? It’s like a chess player just giving up 3 moves in the middle of the endgame.

So, Byakuya gets the upper hand on Zommari, but the battle ain’t over yet! Oh, and Yachiru goes fishing for carp in the post-credits sequence, while cosplaying as a cat. Instant best girl win!

Best girl of the episode: Yachiru (15)

Episode rating: 7/10

Bleach episode 196 review

Call to the bullpen! Ichigo & pals need some reinforcements. How about a lineup of Kenpachi, Yachiru, Unohana, Isane, Byakuya, and Mayuri? They’re going to fill in for our fallen heroes for a little while.

Unohana and Isane are too fixated on healing everyone to be of any use in the battle. And Yachiru would rather just kick around the fallen Ichigo than do any fighting, even as Orihime needlessly calls out to her to stop beating up Ichigo. So, it’s up to Mayuri, Byakuya, and Kenpachi.

Kenpachi takes on Nnoitra, Mayuri goes up against Szayelaporro, and Byakuya goes up against a guy who I’m not even sure gave his name. Byakuya of course is fighting the guy who was about to kill his sister. Yay Big Bro! Nothing better than Big Brother stepping up to the plate for his imouto.

Who’s gonna win these battles? My money’s on the Arrancar. jk lol, but let’s see exactly how these opponents go down. I know Mayuri’s coming victory is an especially sweet one.

Best girl of the episode: Yachiru (14)

Episode rating: 9/10