Bleach episode 215 review

Ulquiorra re-captures Orihime and tries to talk her into despair. Instead, Orihime just shoots him down and gives him no opportunity to hurt her. Orihime > Ulquiorra. Oh, and Poop > UlquiHime. Just to make that clear.

Old Man Yama shows off his shikai in an attempt to make Aizen flinch. Of course, it doesn’t. So now the rest of the Soul Society is ready to take on Aizen, with the caveat that this isn’t the real Karakura Town, but rather a fake one created by Kisuke Urahara. Presumably for the reason that they didn’t want any casualties on the ground. Nice of Mr. Hat & Clogs thinking of them.

While I hate Ulquiorra with every fiber of my being, it wasn’t all that bad of an episode.

Best girl of the episode: Orihime (37)

Episode rating: 7/10

Bleach episode 214 review

This is the end of the filler, and out with it goes all the refreshing humor that we got through these two episodes. This one wasn’t quite as funny as the last one, but it was still entertaining, as Kon was forced to deal with an Arrancar who showed up out of nowhere and caused trouble. Insert Don Kanonji, Tatsuki, and a stunning starring role by Chizuru, and you’re left with an episode full of laughs and bizarreness.

When you want to do “bizarre,” this is the way to do it, not turning your show into an episode of FLCL. I appreciate Bleach’s decision to go this way for this two-episode break from the grim reality that is the invasion of Karakura Town.

Best girl of the episode: Chizuru (2)

Episode rating: 7/10

Bleach episode 213 review

If I were to describe the details of this episode, you’d laugh and not even believe it. There’s no way it was that ridiculous. Kon becomes an action hero at the behooving of Kisuke Urahara, then has to fight Hollows while making silly poses and saying stupid phrases, then Don Kanonji shows up with Tatsuki and Chizuru, who join Ururu in Kon’s quest to defeat Hollows. Oh, and if Kon doesn’t say the magic words, he gets shocked to death. See, I’m telling you, this is too ridiculous to be true.

But not only is it true, it’s actually quite funny. Kon is told at numerous times that he has to do some crazy thing like posing in the forms of different letters, because if he doesn’t, he gets shocked to death, and each time it’s a laugh. This episode may not have been an all-timer or even one anyone remembers. Heck, I don’t remember a thing about this episode the first time around, I may not have even seen it. But this episode made me laugh, and that’s all you can ask for from a filler episode. I think we’ve got another one coming tomorrow.

Best girl of the episode: Ururu (5) (wow, that many?)

Episode rating: 7/10

Bleach episode 212 review

Urahara gets framed for Aizen’s crime. The “framing” comes from Aizen’s shikai. It’s so broken that whatever his bankai is will be a huge disappointment. At the last second, before being shipped off to prison, Yoruichi steps in and SAVES Urahara and Tessai, and unfortunately all of the Visoreds as well. They get out of Dodge and now are on their way to the world of the living.

And how about the Visoreds? Yes, they had all this bad stuff happen to them where they were Hollowfied by Aizen, but guess what? At the end of the episode in present time, they all prepare for revenge. Which is insane, because it means that they’ve been waiting nearly a century to get revenge! Again, Aizen’s shikai is broken and that means that, like the Force in Star Wars, we just kind of have to accept things that don’t make any sense. But to me, they seem like plot holes, and because of that, I feel cheated by this whole arc.

Best girl of the episode: Yoruichi (14)

Episode rating: 6/10