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Kaiju No. 8 ep 9: Someone please sa-a-a-ave this show

Kaiju No. 8 episode 9 review

So, if you thought Kafka would get a name, that’s too bad. Because nearly everyone calls him “Sir” yet again this episode. Except for the guy who calls him “Old Dude.” It’s laughable at this point. I think they should just name the show “Sir No. 8.”

In any case, I wish I could tell you what happened in this episode, but I could barely see anything because of the dark lighting this show uses. It might as well be in black and white. I get that they’re fighting in darkness, but when it’s to the point that the viewer has to squint into the screen to make out what’s going on, you’ve got a problem.

Standard shounen fare throughout. Kikuro, who I finally am calling by her first name, gets a new weapon, which is predictably powerful yet not at the same time. It’s pretty clear at this point that every single battle is going to have to be won by Sir – er, I mean, Kaiju No. 8. I have some hopes that the secret comes out soon, which will probably be a boon to the series.

Lots to look forward to, even if the on-screen product isn’t exactly what I want at the moment. This show can be good, I know it. But right now it’s just too predictable.

Best girl of the episode: Kikuro

Episode rating: 6/10

Olympics

Gymnastics

I suppose there was a time gymnastics wasn’t a marquee sport in the United States. But I’m too young to remember it. All I remember is the 1996 women’s team winning the gold medal, and the country falling in love with the sport. Now the USA is coming off five consecutive gold medals in the women’s all-around, and looking for a sixth. They’ll probably get it, but one thing we’ve learned is that this sport is never predictable. I’m not too confident in my projections, even though (unlike most of the other sports) I’ve actually watched the Trials of this sport. Due to the lack of clear rankings in this sport, I am literally taking a shot in the dark on this.

Projections:

MedalMen’s individual all-aroundCountry
GoldIllia KovtunUkraine
SilverTang Chia-HungTaiwan
BronzeRyu SunghyunSouth Korea
MedalMen’s teamCountry
GoldChinaChina
SilverJapanJapan
BronzeGreat BritainGreat Britain
MedalMen’s floor exerciseCountry
GoldIllia KovtunUkraine
SilverRyu SunghyunSouth Korea
BronzeBenjamin OsbergerFrance
MedalMen’s pommel horseCountry
GoldNariman KurbanovKazakhstan
SilverAhmad Abu Al SoudJordan
BronzeIllia KovtunUkraine
MedalMen’s still ringsCountry
GoldSamir Ait SaidFrance
SilverNikita SimonovAzerbaijan
BronzeVahagn DavtyanArmenia
MedalMen’s vaultCountry
GoldArtur DavtyanArmenia
SilverNazar ChepurnyiUkraine
BronzePau JimenezSpain
MedalMen’s parallel barsCountry
GoldIllia KovtunUkraine
SilverOleg VerniaievUkraine
BronzeRasuljon AbdurakhimovUzbekistan
MedalMen’s horizontal barCountry
GoldTang Chia-HungTaiwan
SilverRobert TvorogalLithuania
BronzeTian HaoChina
MedalWomen’s individual all-aroundCountry
GoldSimone BilesUnited States
SilverSunisa LeeUnited States
BronzeZhou YaqinChina
MedalWomen’s teamCountry
GoldUnited StatesUnited States
SilverChinaChina
BronzeCanadaCanada
MedalWomen’s vaultCountry
GoldSimone BilesUnited States
SilverJade CareyUnited States
BronzeAn Chang-okNorth Korea
MedalWomen’s uneven barsCountry
GoldSunisa LeeUnited States
SilverJordan ChilesUnited States
BronzeKaylia NemourAlgeria
MedalWomen’s balance beamCountry
GoldSimone BilesUnited States
SilverHezly RiveraUnited States
BronzeZhou YaqinChina
MedalWomen’s floor exerciseCountry
GoldSimone BilesUnited States
SilverSunisa LeeUnited States
BronzeCharlize MorzAustria
MedalWomen’s rhythmic all-aroundCountry
GoldDarja VarfolomeevGermany
SilverSofia RaffaeliItaly
BronzeElvira KrasnobaevaBulgaria
MedalWomen’s teamCountry
GoldChinaChina
SilverItalyItaly
BronzeBulgariaBulgaria
MedalMen’s trampolineCountry
GoldWang ZisaiChina
SilverYan LangyuChina
BronzeMiguel FeyhGermany
MedalWomen’s trampolineCountry
GoldZhu XueyingChina
SilverHu YichengChina
BronzeBryony PageGreat Britain

Projected medal count:

CountryGoldSilverBronzeTotal
United States65011
China43310
Ukraine3216
Taiwan1102
Armenia1012
France1012
Germany1012
Kazakhstan1001
Italy0202
South Korea0112
Azerbaijan0101
Japan0101
Jordan0101
Lithuania0101
Bulgaria0022
Algeria0011
Austria0011
Canada0011
Great Britain0011
North Korea0011
Spain0011
Uzbekistan0011
Olympics

Surfing

I didn’t catch any surfing at the Tokyo Games, so I am not at all familiar with how this sport is scored and judged. As such, I will admit I am taking a huge shot in the dark with these picks, as there isn’t all that much data to go off.

Projections:

MedalMen’s shortboardCountry
GoldJohn John FlorenceUnited States
SilverEthan EwingAustralia
BronzeGriffin ColapintoUnited States
MedalWomen’s shortboardCountry
GoldMolly PicklumAustralia
SilverTatiana Weston-WebbBrazil
BronzeCarissa MooreUnited States

Projected medal count:

CountryGoldSilverBronzeTotal
Australia1102
United States1023
Brazil0101
Olympics

Taekwondo

I have a good friend who is very experienced in taekwondo. Unfortunately, I don’t understand how the sport works, but I appreciate the amount of skill it takes to compete. It’s definitely been one of the better additions to the Olympic program since 1988.

Projections:

MedalMen’s -58 kgCountry
GoldMohamed Khalil JendoubiTunisia
SilverAdrian VicenteSpain
BronzeVito Dell’AquilaItaly
BronzeOmar SalimHungary
MedalMen’s -68 kgCountry
GoldUlugbek RashitovUzbekistan
SilverHakan RecberTurkey
BronzeBradly SindenGreat Britain
BronzeJavier PerezSpain
MedalMen’s -80 kgCountry
GoldSimone AlessioItaly
SilverSeif EissaEgypt
BronzeSaleh Al-SharabatyJordan
BronzeCarl NickolasUnited States
MedalMen’s +80 kgCountry
GoldCheick Sallah CisseIvory Coast
SilverCarlos SansoresMexico
BronzeIvan SapinaCroatia
BronzeEmre Kultalmis AtesliTurkey
MedalWomen’s -49 kgCountry
GoldPanipak WongpattanakitThailand
SilverLena StojkovicCroatia
BronzeMerve DincelTurkey
BronzeAdriana CerezoSpain
MedalWomen’s -57 kgCountry
GoldNahid KianiIran
SilverJade JonesGreat Britain
BronzeLuo ZongshiChina
BronzeSkylar ParkCanada
MedalWomen’s -67 kgCountry
GoldSarah ChaariBelgium
SilverRuth GbagbiIvory Coast
BronzeZhang MengyuChina
BronzeJulyana Al-SadeqJordan
MedalWomen’s +67 kgCountry
GoldNafia KusTurkey
SilverRebecca McGowanGreat Britain
BronzeSvetlana OsipovaUzbekistan
BronzeLee Da-binSouth Korea

Projected medal count:

CountryGoldSilverBronzeTotal
Turkey1124
Ivory Coast1102
Italy1012
Uzbekistan1012
Belgium1001
Iran1001
Thailand1001
Tunisia1001
Great Britain0213
Spain0123
Croatia0112
Egypt0101
Mexico0101
China0022
Jordan0022
Canada0011
Hungary0011
South Korea0011
United States0011